My father called to say that his contract for his job in Alabama has been renewed for another year. This is fantastic news. I talked to him about logistics for all of maybe 7 minutes.
In that time Trout took Sunny up to the bathroom, as the one on this level is still out of commission because BigDaddyFish is painting it. That was supposed to take a weekend. He started it a month before Nemo was born.
So, anyway, Sunny peed successfully, and then....they decided it was a fun idea to play with toothpaste and the toothbrushes (what is it with the toothpaste, anyway?). They destroyed the bathroom. They apparently put toothpaste all through Sunny's hair, necessitating a shower. They. Put. Toothpaste. On. Everyone's. Pillows. Except Trout's. Which would be less of a big deal, except BDF's pillow is buckwheat hulls and can't be washed. Guess what Trout's getting BDF for Christmas? They also contaminated all the brand new toothbrushes that were just opened last week.
Off to do laundry. And clean the bathroom. And finally get them dinner. And take care of the baby. And get some bourbon. And google military schools and child psychologists.
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