BigDaddyFish changed offices so he's close to the preschool that Sunny attends three days a week. We've been meeting him for lunch every day after I pick her up from school. BDF drives me a bit crazy, in that he won't kiss me in public, even a quick peck as he goes back to work. Today, I was frustrated with him about that, and this conversation was the result.
"That's it. I'm going home to go look at porn."
"Don't do that. I need 24 hours advance notice for that. I'll give you assignments, what to watch."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, then you could do book reports on them."
"Um, if they're about movies, wouldn't that make them movie reviews?"
"No, actually, I guess more like After Action Reports."
I don't understand. He won't kiss you in public? huh?
Posted by: jodifur | November 24, 2008 at 04:34 PM
ROFLMAO. And then, follows the debriefing.
Posted by: Agincourtdb | November 25, 2008 at 09:45 AM