Trout, holding up a piece of ham: Why is this all wavy?
Me: Muscles. Muscles are wavy.
Trout: Huh?
Me: Muscles. Meat is muscles.
Trout looks perplexed.
BigDaddyFish, flexing his bicep: Like this! Muscles!
Me: But we don't eat people muscles. Well, most of us.
Trout: Do some people eat people?
BDF: Yes, in the jungle, mostly. And New Jersey.
Little Man: I am NEVER going to New Jersey.
The adults crack up. Me: I am so going to blog that. "I am NEVER going to New Jersey."
Little Man: Me, neither.
The adults laugh so hard BDF has to run to the sink to spit water and tears run down my face. The kids look perplexed.
That's hysterical!! I love stories like this.
Posted by: Kirk | July 19, 2009 at 06:37 PM
Kids are awesome.
Posted by: Veronica | July 19, 2009 at 09:54 PM
I wont eat you but I will kick-a your ass.
Posted by: JERSEY! | July 20, 2009 at 11:35 AM