Outtakes

"Hey, why are you pulling away?"

"Your chest hair is tickling my nose."

"So? Come back here!"

"No! I'll sneeze all over you, and no one wants that."

"No, it'd be okay. All spasms caused by me are good."

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Sunny: "Aiggghh! Blech! What's that smell? Who fawted?"

BDF, laughing: "I did!" Lots of moans and groans from the rest of the occupants of the van. A short time later, we drove through an area where an animal had clearly died.

Sunny: "Dad, did you fawt again?"

BDF: "Uh, no, Sunny, that's a dead animal. Something died."

Little Man: "Ugh, is it IN the car?"

Comments

[Michelle]

LOL

A couple of weeks ago, we were driving home from dinner at IHOP when my husband passed gas. My 10-year-old son asked him what was in his omelette. As my hubby started to answer, my son interjected, skunk as a possible ingredient.

[FatGuy]

ROFL on both stories! Oddly enough though, I just read a HUGE thread on fark about how women hate fart humor.

[Shannon]

Oh, that was hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh, I needed a good one!