Well, That's How You Feel NOW

I was changing for a workout and Trout, who is approaching 11 and is concerned with all issues pertaining to the female body, asked why I was changing my bra. I explained all about the bounce.

"But, that really doesn't seem like a big issue."

"When you are as big as I am, it is." She conceded the point while upstairs in our loft Little Man, who is nearly 9, moaned "Can you all Puhleeze stop talking about that? Boobs are gross."

"Someday, kiddo, you're going to want to hear about boobs as much as possible."

"Yeah, Little Man, some day you're going to like every single part of girls' bodies," Trout added.

"Nope. I will NEVER like girls' bodies. Ewwwwwww. Bodies are gross."

We shall see, son, we shall see.

Comments

[Uncle Orca]

ROFL. You have maybe two or three years before your catalogs start disappearing.